
We've got this joke around our house about flies & fly swatters. This loyal swatter has been with us for several years. Take note of it's plastic handle. You see, my husband (loving, devoted, sweet, caring, vengeful fly hunting man) believes that you can only get the proper "whip" with a plastic handle. He's calculated how his success rate dwindles when he has to use a different swatter.
But herein lies the problem. We can't find any new plastic handle swatters. They all have metal handles. All the clerks at the store think I'm crazy. The girl at ACE was using a plastic one and I about freaked thinking they had plastic handled ones in the store, nope. (I used to work with them so they didn't think I was too crazy LOL).
Anyway, this swatter has been tearing, a little at a time, a bit more each hit. Until it was rendered useless (moment of silence please).
Then last week I bought some "bling" silver duct tape for my car (because I have a blinker lens that keeps falling off and we keep having to replace it - yes I drive an old junker, but it's paid for LOL). Well, something posessed Robert to use it on his precious fly swatter.
And to all our surprise, it IMPROVED the swatter!! He swears that the bling lures the flies to sleep and the extra weight gives it the perfect amount of momentum for success!
Bet you never knew that a fly swatter could be such a crucial piece of equipment to a family! Come to my house - you'll see. Leave it to my slightly crazy but incredibly fabulous husband to discover this great wonder in life! Love you Robert!